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Oct 14, 2005 16:56:31 GMT -5
Post by leoluver1220 on Oct 14, 2005 16:56:31 GMT -5
here are some jokes that i have heard from friends
In a grade 3 class, hte teacher asked the students to write a sentence using the word "Fascinate." the first person, Bonnie, puts up her hand and says, "I saw a painting of Leonardo Da Vinci. I was fascinated." "Thats very good Bonnie, but the word is fascinate." Then, another girl, Ashley, puts up her hand. "The whales are very fascinating." "That was very good, Ashley, but remember, the owrd is fascinate." Then, Mark puts up his hand. "My sister has a 10-button shirt, but her boobs are so big, that she can only Fasten-Eight."
Do you have any jokes?? plz post them if you do!!
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Oct 20, 2005 14:45:55 GMT -5
Post by leolover on Oct 20, 2005 14:45:55 GMT -5
ha ha that is well good!
here's one
There was a boy sitting in his french class, when he put his hand up, "Miss, can I go to the toilet", the french teacher relied "Oui" , but the boy replied "No Poo!"
Get it? Oui is pronounced Wee.... ha ha
ahhh im c**p at jokes.. lol
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Oct 20, 2005 15:53:05 GMT -5
Post by leoluver1220 on Oct 20, 2005 15:53:05 GMT -5
lol that was funny!!
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Oct 20, 2005 16:46:33 GMT -5
Post by leolover on Oct 20, 2005 16:46:33 GMT -5
lol thanx
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Oct 21, 2005 0:17:57 GMT -5
Post by leoluver1220 on Oct 21, 2005 0:17:57 GMT -5
heres another one!!! i dont kno if you have heard it before but oh well!!
there was a boy named Billy who was 4. billy didnt kno much... one day, he was walking by the bathroom, and saw his dad shaving. his dad didnt notice him, so while he was shaving, he cut him-self, and he yelled out, sh*t!!! "daddy, wut does that mean??" billy asks
the dad, stumped, replies with, "uh.. shaving son!!"
"oh, okay!" billy says and runs off to the kitchen where his mom was cutting the turkey. his mom didnt notice billy and while she was cutting the turkey, she cut her hand and yelled out, OH F*CK!! (i kno, a very interesting family!! ) "mommy, wut does that mean??"
the mom, not knowing wut to say, replies with, "uhh, cutting the turkey honey!"
"oh, okay!" billy says then runs off. then the doorbell rings, and billy answers the door. he sees a a man, who smiles and sweetly and says "excuse me lil' boy, r your mommy or daddy home?"
billy replies with, "well, my dad is sh*ting in the bathroom, and my mom is f*cking the turkey."
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Oct 21, 2005 9:12:39 GMT -5
Post by leolover on Oct 21, 2005 9:12:39 GMT -5
lmao ha ha lol Thats funny! Lol I don't know many jokes....
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Oct 21, 2005 16:08:49 GMT -5
Post by leoluver1220 on Oct 21, 2005 16:08:49 GMT -5
its okay!!! u dont have to have jokes! this is just a place to get ppl to smile and laugh!!!! cuz laughing is the best medicine, and i have all kinds of that medicine!!
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Oct 21, 2005 19:16:40 GMT -5
Post by leolover on Oct 21, 2005 19:16:40 GMT -5
hehe Wahoo!! Smile people! Laugh!! *laughs*.... man, i am wierd today! ha ha
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Oct 23, 2005 15:51:48 GMT -5
Post by leoluver1220 on Oct 23, 2005 15:51:48 GMT -5
i'm wierd everyday!!!
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Oct 26, 2005 8:18:37 GMT -5
Post by leolover on Oct 26, 2005 8:18:37 GMT -5
same here!! Lol!!
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Oct 30, 2005 16:21:16 GMT -5
Post by leoluver1220 on Oct 30, 2005 16:21:16 GMT -5
lol!!!! *googly eyes*
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Nov 2, 2005 17:21:48 GMT -5
Post by leolover on Nov 2, 2005 17:21:48 GMT -5
ha ha lol
What u think of the moving icon of Leo... hehe from Romeo and Juliet....
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Jan 15, 2006 19:09:42 GMT -5
Post by leoluver1220 on Jan 15, 2006 19:09:42 GMT -5
I loooove it! And i Love the new one! the one iwth leo at Oprah! He looks sooooo cute adn shy! Awww! I looove him! ;D I FINALLY BOUGHT ROMEO AND JULIET! AND I FINALLY SAW IT!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT! IN FACT, I'M MAKING A NEW FORUM ABOUT IT! I'll give you the link when I'm done! Wait, in fact, do you want to help me make it? you can be a co-admin there! If you want.....
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